Has-been to perform in Abu Dhabi

Blah.


In the style of Perez

Another pop "star" comes to town. Seriously, can't Abu Dhabi dirhams buy someone better? Plus I thought she was busy with some kid or something.

Voting from abroad

Cost to UPS two letters to Detroit, Mich. from Abu Dhabi, UAE to beat voter registration abroad deadline: $74
Cost to USPS two absentee ballots from Detroit, Mich. to Canton, Mich: $.80
Cost to USPS those two absentee ballots from Canton, Mich. to Abu Dhabi: $36.09
Cost to send ballots back to the US from Abu Dhabi: $74

Two votes AGAINST John McCain/Sarah Palin in this year's presidential election: PRICELESS

Dubai and religion

A good series from the NYT about Dubai, culture and religion titled "Young and Arab in Land of Mosques and Bars". Read it HERE.

An equally interesting slide show to match. Click HERE for the photos.

Extra time off? Thank the barnyard

I just found out I have some extra time off that is in lieu for Ramadan. Some days off here and there for general Ramadan. And another day off for the goat slaughtering I missed.

Serious.

Double :(

I'm in the "process" of flying back now. Just landed in Chicago (because flying backward makes sense). Next stop London. THEN the U.A.E.

No biggie or anything... only about 28 hours of travel. Doesn't even compare to the trip here where we spent around 35 hours traveling.

Man, do I have a bad attitude about returning to the U.A.E. or what?!

UAE v N Korea in World Cup 2010 Qualifying Match

September humidity of 84% means a heat index of 42C/108F. Our bottles of water were not allowed in by the legions of AD Police dressed in purple camouflage fatigues. This was the worst part of going to see the game. We found some seats in the still under construction Mohd. bin Zayed Arena, and sat down to enjoy some football.

The action was there, as the first half went well with the ball consistently by the NK goal. The first half went without a score on either side, and we went to enjoy some AC inside the hallways under the seating area. The juice and refreshment stands were all closing at this time, and so we wandered for a while enjoying the cool air, watching the fans wait for the second half to start.

Finding our way back to our seating area just in time for the kickoff, we settled in for the next half. The chanting of the announcer over the loudspeakers got the crowd into the excitement and ready for victory. The mood shifted suddenly as NK scored a goal. With over 30 minutes remaining many in the crowd started to leave in disappointment. Then, with a surprise kick, NK scored again! The angry fans, who are not the type to keep supporting their team when they are losing began throwing bottles of water and cups onto the pitch. Some members of the UAE team began throwing their hands up at the crowd, greatly displeased at the lack of support when the team needed it most. As the refs began cleaning the pitch of thrown garbage, even the NK team helped kick some refuse to the sidelines to get the game underway again. The announcer grew quiet, with no more chanting and cheering, giving up on the game. Then, the ball shifted to the NK goal and the UAE scored a quick goal, and the crowd again erupted into cheers, and suddenly the game was back on in earnest! The loudspeakers began to boom again getting the crowd back into the spirit. Time was starting to run out and the hopes of victory for the UAE started to fade. The time ran out and more of the crowd made their way to the exits as injury time began. the UAE fought to score again, making drive after drive into the NK goals. At the UAE goal, a NK player laid on the ground and began stretching his leg. It appeared he was suffering from a cramp, and the UAE goalie helped him stretch in a gesture of sportsmanship unseen from the fans. On the last drive, the UAE fought to the goal and made a kick towards the goal which went wide and the game was over.

As we sat waiting for the masses to leave, our clothes damp with sweat and our hopes of a victory celebration gone, we enjoyed watching the crowd pass us by. We saw a kid with UAE painted in bright red down the front of his dishdasha. It was the Emirati equivalent of the fat guy in nothing but shorts painted in team colours! Another painted dishdasha passed by with 'Don't Try or Play with the UAE' The phrasing and spelling was wrong, but the meaning still came thru clearly, in opposition to the now greatly sweat faded UAE colours painted on his face. In the NK section, which was separated by half a section of seating area blocked off by security men, the red was flashing all over the place and the cheering was constant. A N Korean woman's voice led the section in chanting and cheering their victory as we stood up to leave.

I arrived home in good time and went straight away to take a cold shower. I will post some photos of the action when I get copies from everyone who attended with us. I am sorry that we will not be seeing the UAE at the World Cup in 2010.

Officially very tall

There's been some debate around the world as to who has the "world's tallest building" and Dubai's project has been a bit mysterious since they wouldn't announce the final amount of stories/floors/etc.

But, THIS just in from YahooNews.

Looks like Dubai will be taking the record for tallest building as it's reached a height of 688 metres or 2,257 feet and is still growing developers announced Tuesday.

Ramadan Kareem!

Abu Dhabi- Worshippers enter the Musallah Eid mosque in Aug 31, 2008 in Abu Dhabi. The Ramadan is due to begin depending on the moon sighting. (The National/ Andre Forget)


It is Ramadan as of sunset today! Ramadan officially starts when the very first sliver of moon is sighted after the New Moon. Every year there is some debate about when it actually happens since it can vary in some regions, but most of the time a majority of countries agree on the same day. Officially the UAE has recognised sundown today as the first day! That means that the next month Muslims will be fasting from dawn to sunset every day.

I copied all the stuff below from some emails that went around our company that explain some things, since I didnt want to have to retype everything

Iftar - the meal at sunset when Muslims break their fast. It’s family oriented and full of traditions, which usually vary depending on national origin.

Suhour - the meal that Muslims have before sun break. Basically their last meal before they begin their fast. This also is built on traditions that vary from country to country, but in general you can think of Ramadan as a nocturnal month. People will be crawling out of the woodwork around 10 or 11 in the evening, after they’ve had their Iftar, done their prayers, socialised and watched their favourite TV series. Expect restaurants to be open until about 4 or 5 am, serving their “Ramadan specials” for this meal.

Imsak - this is the moment that Muslims refrain from eating and drinking to begin their fast. It happens exactly when the dawn call to prayer begins.

Niyyah - means intention. This is an important concept in Islam, particularly for fasting. In order to fast, you must have the intention to do so from the day before, and prepare yourself accordingly.

Khaimah or Khiyam - means tent(s). You’ll see them all over. Basically wealthy individuals along with businesses and charity organisations setup these tents to provide free Iftar and Suhour meals to anyone who shows up. They’ll be all over the UAE. Makes for a great multimedia / pictoral presentation.

Azan al Fajer - sunrise call to prayer, which marks the Imsak, the beginning of the fast.

Azan al Maghreb - sunset call to prayer, which means Muslims can break their fast. NOTE OF CAUTION: Stay off the roads during this time as the normally nutty UAE drivers get even more nutty. Drivers are hungry, thirsty, grumpy, hot and many have a nikfit. At this time of day, you’ll find they are rushing home to make it just in time to hear the call to prayer, so that they can break their fast with their family. I would not want to be a pedestrian during that hour.

Ramadan Kareem everyone! I know that we will be enjoying the huge buffets and smoking lots of shisha! (except for Elysia, who will be in Las Vegas, the opposite of Ramadan for a couple weeks)

The last two weeks of Monday Cake

I'm a bit behind with the big Monday Cake reveal (two weeks to be exact) so here's a feast for your eyes. Sadly, these will be the last Monday Cake pictures for some time as Ramadan begins Sept. 1 and signals a whole month of no food in the office.

Key lime pie (made with Indian limes)
My personal favorite thus far was this pie. Complete with homemade graham cracker crust and whipped cream. I was excited for the whipped cream because it gave me a chance to use my new piping bag.



Carmel cake
I actually didn't know such a cake recipe existed until I had a coworker request it. While the cake itself was a pretty easy one to make — unwrapping all the tiny caramels and melting them down was not. The icing for this cake also provided me a cooking lesson. I found myself making it twice! There is a fine line in cooking butter down to turn it a nut brown color and cooking butter down and burning it.

strange packaging

I love the hypermarts here. You can get all kinds of fruit, spices, candies, and every other type of food from all over the world. There are literally a hundred different types of just Mangoes. And plenty of fruit you will never see in the US. Of course, along with all the amazing things are the strange ones. After seeing some things that caused me to ask 'Why?' I started taking photos to show everyone how things are done here.


I know that oil and water don't mix, but HEY! I know!!! Let try Oil and Tang!



When you really need to quench your thirst... If a 6 pack of Coke doesn't do it, then maybe the free bottles of water that come with the Coke will!!!! Yes. Thats right, each 6 pack comes with 2 water bottles too.


Buy the mini juice packages, and get a bottle for them! A bottle that will hold 2 juice boxes worth of liquid, for those times when carrying 2 juice boxes is just too much trouble and you only want to carry one item!




Buy 2 Pringles, one for Mom, one for Dad, and get the free kid size packages for the little ones to fight over!



This makes a little more sense. buy the cheap powdered milk and get the cheap no brand choco-pops to color it brown.



In case you forgot to pick up the ketchup for your spaghetti last time you went to the store.

Some get ready for Ramadan, I get ready for Vegas

While other's will be fasting (the whole country in public during Sept 1-30), I'll be doing the EXACT opposite in Las Vegas. What amazing timing.

I'm still debating if I want to be a VERY nice wife and pre-make some dinners for Wes and store them in the freezer so he can eat them after sundown. We'll see how nice he is the next few days.

I do think it would be interesting to be here the whole month and try to fast with everyone. Perhaps I'll do so on my return from the States. I will probably need to after eating ridiculous meals at Craftsteak and Fleur de Lys.

The label Ade likes to use: Hippiecrit (part 2)

Remember how I was saying Wes has been doing a lot of non-Wes things since we moved here (see the entry about him purchasing a 50" plasma TV)...?

Well, this should shock and amuse at the same time.

Behold! The meat eater!

The murderer looks guilty/yet very pleased

I have to say that I was a bit surprised when Wes wanted to eat at a Brazilian restaurant. I looked at him puzzled and said, "You know they only serve meat here, right?" I think he thought that meat included fish (something he has been eating for the past few months). At least we have the joy of eating all Halal animals (locally raised and killed by hand with a clean sharp knife to the throat).

What did Wes think of his Brazilian meat eating experience?
"Interesting."

Home, sweet home

The moment that some of you have been waiting for. Finally! A look at our one bedroom flat.

Blue bedroom, large bed


Bedroom crystal ball



Cozy bathroom, large tub


Duck green livingroom


Where I spend most of my time


Can you spot your picture on my fridge?


Making things like this....

Fond words from the Brits

Today we got into a discussion about France and how I'm secretly afraid to go there after hearing horror stories about the treatment of non-French speakers. I have a feeling that watching "French Kiss" the other night has re-enforced this fear.

The Brits on my desk claim my fears are true.

"You'll go into a shop and speak French trying to order a sandwich and then they will get angry and say, 'YEAH YEAH. I'll get you and sandwich' in English."

"The French are a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys."

"I refused for a long time to believe that the French are all assholes. A whole nation can't be like that. But I think they want you to believe they are assholes."

Ringing endorsements about France, eh? I really want to go for the food. But I think I could do without the attitude. Maybe I just need someone that speaks French to go with me, oui?

When I think about tilling I immediatly think about...

...unless agicultural means something totally else (maybe it's Engrish for probe?)....

Our design in the news (or at least, in a blog)

Someone blogs about The National (and blogs about my sections!). It ain't long. Read it HERE.

How does she keep getting into this blog?

I guess any semi-famous American celebrity has an equal shot at doing so if they are dating a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family!
WOWIE!

Celb insider Perez Hilton is reporting that Pamela Anderson is doing just that. Pam's pictures graced the pages of many magazines here in June when she came for a charity event. After that even more news surfaced when she announced her plans for building an eco-friendly hotel in the capital.

I bet they are "dating" so the royal family can guarantee she follows through with building the hotel. AND THAT'S how business gets done!

Nothing to see here people, move along

I'm really glad I'm getting a UAE break in a few weeks. It's 21 days until Vegas now. And a bit more than that till Detroit. I desperately require dog cuddles.

While I get to talk to my mother a pretty good amount here, I am realizing how I have no other contact with anyone. While my grandmother will call every-other month, emails from my dad and a few random text messages/drunk dials from Ade ... well, that's it. Yes, I'm bitching. But not in an angry way. I know people are busy running their own lives and are just trying to keep in contact with those that live in the same town. It's just really really hard sometimes.

I miss getting mail. I miss phone calls. I miss knowing what people are doing over the weekend. And while Facebook was filling that void for a bit — well, it ain't doing it anymore. I feel so disconnected from people.

Get out there and FLY, people

Got an extra $1200 burning a hole in your pocket? Why not come and visit Wes and I in October? Best time of the year to come (minus the Shopping Festival that starts January 24th). October is great because it isn't insanely hot anymore (just hot). It's also going to be great because Abu Dhabi is hosting the second annual Middle East Film Festival during that time.

November and December are good too (but after December it's too cool out to swim and enjoy the beach as temps only reach 60-70degrees).

Monday Cake, part 5

Last week I got adventurous and did a double selection: Carrot and coconut cupcakes.
Gotta love the fresh and abundant produce of the UAE!
All 36 cupcakes went in a flash.


Pretty-little coconut cakes


The collection